Warning: There Is A New Sheriff in Town!

It is only fair that we pass on this threat that we received today to our posters. Please behave with caution. This is a direct copy and paste, but we did want to make sure that our posters here knew that we didn't write this badly, so there are a few suggested corrections.

"Beginning August 2010, I will be Kate Gosselin's spokepernon (sic) for people like you: Haters on Kate.
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Here's the deal.......
I will go toe to toe with all the haters. If you dog Kate, I dog you! (sic) If you talk about her parenting skills, I will talk about yours. If you talk about her looks I will take a picture of you, post on the internet and ruthlessly poke at your looks.
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If any of you approach Kate with your bull*hit YOU WILL GO TO JAIL (should be a period?)
I will create a blog that specifically targeting blogs like this.(sic) I am hiring a private investigator to get ALL THE DIRT (background checks, credit checks, employment history.(end of parenthesis, sic?) I will circulate newsletters about you in your neighborhoods and on the internet.
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Kate's children HATE you and wish you would direct your so-called concern for them somewhere else.
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If you don't want to see Kate on TV, change your channel (punctuation, sic)
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Stop trying to count Kate's money. It is none of your damn business (as above) Should this be damned?.Stop trying to tell Kate what her career choice should be. It ain't your business (punctuation, damned?).
Kate IS raising her children! How she raises her children is none of your damn (damned?) business. Why don't you mind your family and not Kate's? Go start your hate campaign with Toddlers and Tiaras or Raising Sextuplets on WE TV.
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Kate doesn't have to deal with you hags. I will deal with you and I DARE you to harass her, intimidate her, threaten her, come on her property, etc.
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By the way, stop calling that hag Jodi, Kate's children aunt. Jodi and Kevin HAVE NOT seen Kate's children for over two years AND in Kate's home they are not liked or welcomed. Jodi is not an aunt. Jodi and Kevin paid off their home exploiting Kate, Jon and the eight children. (I think Jodi is their aunt.)
There is a new sheriff in town and it is me. Mark my words... I am out for blood."


That was interesting. There was an update!


"Here you bitches go again! Why are you worried about Kate and kids getting $700,000 for 4 episodes? Ain't your money. Charlie Sheen is getting 1.78 million per episode and he is a crack head, jail bird and he ain't funny.
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Why you bitches are worried 'bout Kate's titties is beyond me. Kate's kids cannot stand you. Her boys want to "whup" some ass."



So you have been warned. I look forward to seeing us all on "America's Most Wanted".

178 comments:

BMWoP said...

Oooooooooooooooo......Mufasa!!!!!

Y'all watch out! The Sheepleville Psych Ward is lettin' it's class of 2010 out in August!

jibberjabbers said...

All I have to say is, "Don't feed the trolls"..

Deborah said...

Wow. Classy.

Heide said...

Bullying is never a reasonable solution Sheeple.

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's just me but ain't rubs me worse than the f bomb. Help the helpless.

JoyinVirginia said...

What an interesting post. I do hope it made New Sheriff feel ever so fulfilled and satisfied that she/he told off those mean ol' Katie Kreider Haters! However, dear Sheriff, I don't think you have spent enough time on nasty blogs or groups like, say, political groups, where people really do fight tooth and nail and are out for blood. Here, let me help you, I do think new authors should be encouraged!

1) The insults and name-calling are boring, we have heard it all before here. Try to be creative in your name-calling! Insults to ancestry, racial/ethnic status, auto-owning preferences and political affiliation would be entertaining. Insults mentioning bitches, economic status, eligibility for entitlement or subsidy programs, eating habits, body size, and educational level are all SOOOOOO 2009. We have heard it before honey, rev up your creative juices and let us hear something NEW!

2) Don't give a time or deadline somewhere in the future for your action. When you post to take action, you gotta mean to start that action NOW! Otherwise it sounds like an impotent empty threat made by a bored teen who is stuck in summer school, and you certainly don't want to sound like that!

3) Hiring a private detective sounds so... detached. Dear Sheriff, if you are not ready to go do your investigatin' yourself, then at least mention you will be sending your extremely muscular mean-tempered cousin or perhaps a former cell mate who did time for vehicular manslaughter or at the very least some type of assault or firearms charge. In a pinch, do you have a 12 year old kid brother who can practice hacking skills?

4) Be at least semi-realistic in your rantings. I find Katie Kreider to be boring, boring, and did I mention boring? Except of course when I am laughing at her unfortunate fashion choices, her more unfortunate hairstyles, and her even more unfortunate delusions of being something other than a reality joke that will be tossed aside like a used sanitary napkin when TLC has used up every square inch of her. Don't forget TLC also owns all of the film of these unfortunate events in perpetuity, the producers know America loves a good trainwreck!
Where was I? Oh yes, I have no intention of visiting the sad Gosselin Orphanage, and I doubt that any of the posters here would have any interest in that, so you don't need to waste any energy in hanging around outside the Orphanage gates. Unless you really like doing that, maybe Ms. Kreider can get a glimpse of you when she is coming and going, and thank you for your efforts in person.

Sheriff, I sincerely thank you for the entertaining post. I look forward to future posts where you just let your creativity run wild!

And remember, Bitches is so 2009.
I did think C*** was going to be the 2010 word, after Kick-Ass came out, but that was just a big deal in April. (Kick-Ass is a really entertaining movie, everyone, I do recommend it - but not for kids, blood, lots of death, one especially disturbing death of a major character [what? you thought this was a comic book?], and it is really funny.) Anyway, Until the C-word catches on, just call me Joy in Virginia, the Chief Bitch!

StoryLady said...

This person must be tremendously wealthy to be able to afford to hire private investigators to 'get all the dirt' on each of us, not to mention circulating the news in our neighborhoods and on the internet.
I don't believe anyone here has ever harrassed, intimidated or threatened her, nor set foot on her property.
This 'spokespernon' is going to have a long, boring wait.

Tami said...

:::sigh::: oh. ok.

fidosmommy said...

What an incredibly poorly written and pointless diatribe. Oh well.
At least they're reading GWoP and it's hitting some kind of nerve.

But to be fair, if this letter is to be picked apart for grammar and spelling, we GWoPers need to be red-penned as well. What's fair for the goose......

Pamela Jaye said...

wow.
did this person say where she is going to post these pictures of "us" (I'm rarely here anymore - overwhelmed by the volume, mostly) or where she is going to get them? or how she is going to comment on our child rearing? (should be fun as I have no children)

I'm amazed at some of the vitriol the spews from the keyboards of some of these Kate fans. Then again, perhaps they are her fans because they are like her?

readerlady said...

Actually, if we wanted to get nasty about it, we could make a case for getting the Sheeple here charged with making terroristic threats. I don't think we have anything to worry about, though. The "new sheriff" would have to learn to spell and write a comprehensible sentence first.

Kate's Spokespernon (lol) said...

Hmmmm... I can't help but notice how history keeps repeating itself. GWOPers... who feel the exploitation of the Gosselin children is wrong, fret over what the future holds for these kids and wish their tabloid trash parents would retreat to anonymity- are all witty, well written and exceptional spellers.


Sheeple... who seem to feel that money and material items come first and foremost before people, before privacy, before dignity, before the truth, before happiness, before family... always seem to come off as a coarse and uneducated lot. Our new "Sheriff" fits the mold perfectly.

Ashley24 said...

Wow, this is one crazy sheeple!! The kids deserve a better bodyguard than Steve the "handler/purse holder."

THESE are the type of people that stalk celebs and try to kidnap their children. Remember David Letterman had some threats against his child...it happens.

The sheeple/stalker/extreme fans are the dangerous ones.

Monster Mommy said...

I maintain... the Sheeple really do need laser eye surgery. An English course at the local community college, may also be a good idea(er).

That was all mine.

Livinlife said...

I think the "sheriff" had one too many beers before writing their letter. if you are going to threaten someone, at least proofread it first!

Brummygirl said...

Ooeeeerrrrr!! I am SO SCARED...will make sure the dogs are out tonight, because the sheeple are here only they forgot their dictionary!
Be careful I don't set MY bodyguard on you Sheriff of Nothing!!
Here take my photo...I'm smiling...CHEESE!!!
What a dumb cluck, you have just laid down a form of harrassment, will check with my lawyer to see what can be done about this!!!
Get this Sheriff, an opinion is an opinion but you just openly threatened people here. I would be VERY careful if I were you!!

Tangerine Tanya said...

Please don't pay attention to the man (sheeple) behind the curtain.

Poor dear needs to go back to school and learn to write.


I also invite her to go and lick Kate's heels.

Brummygirl said...

Hey Sheriff, is your new badge all shiny, did you get it at Target?

Illiterates Love The Kreider said...

Oh my - someone has been at the wine boxes again.

So interesting that this individuals demands we stop pointing out that Ms. Krieder is an unfit parent and generally poor excuse for a human being, while at the same time begging and wishing we'd turn our attention toward Toddlers & Tiaras or Raising Sextuplets instead.

Can you imagine the thoughts running through the head of the hapless P.I.'s that get drunken phone calls from this ragamuffin?

Katlee85 said...

This is hilarious. Let me tell you sheriff, I have a brother who is a lawyer and would LOVE to try you for threatening people. Please, feel free to do a background check on me as I've never had so much as a speeding ticket. My children are well taken care of, and have my UNCONDITIONAL love. Now, I suggest you go back to school and learn how to put a proper sentence together.

K8STFU said...

For crying out loud Baby Mamma, PLEASE get yourself to the nearest community college for GRAMMAR and SPELLING 101.

mama san said...

Perhaps Sheriff got the badge at "Toys R Us." Yeah, canvas my neighborhood, most of them are deer hunters. The only dirt on me is from my garden.

faline said...

What a whack-O! You are going to report my credit history? my employment history and pictures of me? Then get ready to be SUED.

faline

Ooh....I'm so SCARED said...

LOL!! A typical sheeple...threatening, accusatory, low social and verbal skills, low socio-economic background, low educational background as well.
Shall I go on?
What a group of idiots (Kate and her entourage) She should be so proud of her followers!!! lol!!!

Aunt Chris said...

I am shaking so hard in my hooker heels that my fake boobs are about to fall out of my baby doll dress, and the extension in my hair are coming loose.

Hahahaha said...

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

You will run out of energy and resources because the number of Kate "Haters" will increase exponentially.

This site is not the reason why people dislike Kate! Kate herself is the reason!!!

She makes people's skin crawl just by being her own un-charming self.

IDModo said...

What a sicko! Kate's boys "want to whup some ass"?They're 6 year olds, for God's sake!
This demented person should hire a grammar tutor rather than a private detective.
If I were TLC I would be worried about illiterate bullies like this.And Jon and Kate, do you really want your precious children to be "protected" by such an obvious whack job?
I think those kids are in far more danger than anybody realizes, from fanatical "fans" like our friendly Sheriff. I hope security at the Orphanage consists of more than Steve the Purse Boy.

Maelstrom said...

Freaky-deaky.

Shockingly unintelligent.

Overly emotional.

Strangely attached to Kate.

Watch out Kate... these are your "fans", your future (or present) stalkers... they may turn on you!

Violence and threats are just plain wrong.

Mods- Great Job. Expose these whackos. Keep the email trail. They are the ones who are harassing posters of this cool site!

Just My Few Canadian Cents said...

The author of the "Sheriff" person serves as an excellent example of why it's not safe to expose children on television, especially "reality" television where the children play themselves and the set is their home.
While it's clear the author of the post supports and admires Kate, it's also clear that s/he may be developmentally delated, and/or mentally ill, and/or abusing drugs and alcohol. Regardless, it's a post all future parents wanting a reality show - so they can have all their belongings, homes, and vacations paid for - should read.

Lucy said...

Ha! Ha! Sheriff? I remember my first beer too!

Seriously though ... you appear to need counselling to help with your feelings of being powerless and inadequate ... that is why you feel threats are your only recourse to change opinions of others. Also ... hostility is usually a sign of sexual frustration so you might want to work on that one too. Best of luck to you, no hard feelings, and thanks for sharing.

JFS in IL said...

Reads like Katie K. had too many glasses of something before sitting down at her computer....

NoUse4Kate said...

Thanks for the laugh sheriff, I needed one this morning. Now go pack up your toys and go back to the kiddie playground.

catch me if you can said...

Uhhh, dear stupid sheriff, go along and threaten us 'damn bitches' all you want. Katie Krieder and her huge boobs will never pay attention to you and Jodi was better to those kids than their own mother was.

Virginia said...

Jamie? BM? Some new troll? Ooooohhhh, I'm shaking in my boots.

Kart, Quit Drinking and Posting! said...

Dearest Sheriff Kart,

While I sincerely used to enjoy watching you make an absolute fool of yourself, (there was soo much to laugh at) I find now that I have no interest at all. Your toxic self actually makes my stomach turn.

You really must quit drinking and posting to this list! It makes you look so much more stupid than you are....

We know you post here and we know you,your purse carrier and the boobs at TLC read the blog so you can tailor your actions to fit the public's reactions.

Really and truly, wouldn't you rather be liked than hated? Is your psyche so damaged that you can't aspire to being nice instead of toxic?

I feel so sorry for you that you can't see the way to the fame you so badly crave... being a narcissistic ass and a horrible mother is truly the most stupid way.

So quit drinking and posting. You look pathetic....... We are not scared of pathetic.

And please familiarize yourself with spell check and grammar check, or at least have the purse carrier proofread your embarrassing diatribes.

Otherwise, I have to say I did get a belly laugh from your incredibly irrational rant. You continue to be such a joke.

Doris said...

After almost spewing tea on my keyboard and a laugh out loud moment, I must say the moron that wrote that is sporting a single digit IQ!

It occurred to me that "The Sheriff" could very well be Ms. "Evil One" herself after a night of multiple boxes of cheap wine and endless reruns of her nasty face on TV.

IF that was a "real" single digit fan, then the "Evil One" should lose complete custody of her children for exposing them to such mentally unstable people.

XYZed said...

The Sheriff quite obviously suffers some form of "sic"ness.

Aeris said...

Monster Mommy said...
I maintain... the Sheeple really do need laser eye surgery. An English course at the local community college, may also be a good idea(er).


Yes, then she can go back to upper elementary school and refresh herself on the Bill of Rights.

Will the new sheriff be snooping around the Gosselin Institution to catch the evil haters? It's so fascinating how Kate's most insane fans feel that she is their friend, and that the kids love them. Hate to break it to you girly, but Kate/Steve would slap you with a restraining order faster than you can cry, "But I'm protecting you!" Kate is no friend of yours, and you are a complete stranger to the children. You also sound scary and unintelligent, and any mother, including Kate, would be freaked out after reading what you posted.

Ohio Buckeye said...

Obviously this commenter is 'out on a pass' from the Psych Unit.

Finally, official validation that the ONLY people who are fans of K8 are previous, current, or soon-to-be visitors to the Psych unit.

Go, K8ie, Go: Queen of the Psychologically Challenged.

Oho Buckeye said...

@Maelstrom: Good one word descriptions for this ridiculous post.

I'd add FAKE.

Just one more ploy to keep interest and emotions stirred so K8G can have a few more minutes of attention and 'fame'.

To people like K8G, ANY attention is better than no attention, so if these genius PR folk think a post like this will get others (especially on this blog) fired up, outraged, with a renewed interest in anything Gosselin, they will continue.

Yawn.

Pathetic.

maggie said...

Admins: If this threat was given specifically for this website I would seriously give it to the police. She says she is out for blood. She is outright is threatening all of us. I am serious.

fidosmommy said...

We all realize, of course, that when a person has no argument, they resort to threats and harassment. The weaker the point the more vitriolic the speech.
A nerve was struck, and this is the response. Anger.

If I wrote an editorial for my local paper that matched this one,
half of the community would be laughing itself sick, the other half would be calling the police and filing a complaint. And rightly so.

Go Away Gosselins! said...

This sounds like some middle/high school student trying to be big and bad. I find it laughable!

The new sheriff is jus jellus of us haterz. <--end high school talk here.

truthbetold said...

Well THIS individual will FIRST have to go after the tabloids and the various gossip/entertainment news media outlets as THEY are the fuel that instigates blogger snark, opinion, criticisms, and dislike of Kate Kreider-Gosselin!

BeDoneNow said...

Awww, poor little thing. Someone has way too much time on their hands.

So intellegent, well spoken, and clear minded. Such a grasp on reality. Every minute of that good 9th grade education is being well utilized.

As long as Kate flashes her boobs and screams "Look at meeee and pay me money for the priviledge" I will comment on any part of her that she is demanding payment for. And that includes her children.

You see, dear, I am a far more experienced mother than Kate is. And no one ever paid me cash to fake it! We are not envious of Kate - I know it is beyond your comprehension that there are people that do indeed value their way of life, their loved ones, and their morals much more than they value money.

In the meantime, come on over and I'll pour us both a nice glass of iced-tea.

Exhausted said...

First, why do they even come here? Just to fire themselves up, I guess. I would never set foot in a pro-Kate blog, so why would they feel the need to come here?

Second, do they realize Kate couldn't care if they lived or died? They must fantasize some deep connection with her. The "I Can't Stand Being With My Kinds Either so Kate Makes Me Feel Justified" Club. Sad and sick...and scary.

Not Just For Kids said...

Cyberbulling Laws:

http://www.ehow.com/about_5376722_cyberbullying-laws.html

http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/missing/i_safety/cyberbullying.htm

SwingsandRoundabouts said...

Hi Kate Gosselin's "spokepernon",

I for one am glad you wrote and expressed yourself in such a humorous and pithy way. (Yes, pithy. I don't have a lisp.) I really do think that you capture the true essence of a "sheeple" or a fan of La Gosselin.

Might I however suggest just the teeniest need for an anger management course, or an English course, or a child development course, or a psych 101 course, or perhaps a teeny little look into the legal ramifications of threats or harassment etc.

Otherwise I truly did enjoy your little foray into hostile territory and commend you for ... something.

Thanks for the laughs.

BeDoneNow said...

In deference (look it up honey) to your blood pressure, we here at GWoP, in our crocs and tube sox, suggest that "if you don't want to see our opinions, change your web page".

You "dog me"? Oh thank God, I have 4 of them and with my torn knee, I could use someone to walk them and play with them!

silimom said...

Maelstrom - couldn't have said it better myself.

My only advice to the new sheriff is that if she/he posts such information, they can be charged with stalking, libel, and slander at minimum and more seriously with assault. The Mods are well within their rights to notify blogger.com and to also contact their local law enforcement.

Is Kate Gosselin really worth that to you? Is she worth you having a criminal record that will keep you from being able to work in most fields (education, healthcare, public service)? I would judge, based on your writing ability, that you appear to be a) young or b) undereducated, both scenarios in my experience which lead to short term vs. long term thinking.

It would appear to me that the people you should be taking real issue with are the tabloids that report the information we discuss on this website. If they did not print their information, we would not discuss it. I suggest you take your concerns up with the.

SoooRidiculous said...

Hey Sheriff,

Why don't you go send detective to myfoxphilly's anchors who made snarky comments about your beloved Kate. At the end of the video clip, the female anchor expresses that Kate does not have a personality that one can "fall in love" with.

This aired on 6/17/2010. See it by clicking on the video tab at http://www.myfoxphilly.com/dpp/entertainment/061710-us-mag-kate-gosselin-had-boob-job

Sheriff, are you going to harass the female anchor and female reporter who both obviously detest Kate. btw, this is from the Kate's home state of PA!

PatK said...

I can't stop laughing at this loser!

KatesFansRBad said...

How irrational and violent! Kate's fans are behaving like terrorists!

This is America! We Americans have a right to free speech... which of course includes anti-Kate discussions and opinions!

I'd say 80% of my friends strongly dislike Kate... the other 20% don't care about her.

Sheriff, will you hunt down 80% of the U.S. population?

Sheriff, your post is the craziest, most extremely psychologically imbalances post I have read in years.

Even Kate must be horrified at your extreme sickly allegiance to her. If I were Kate, I would fear that you will do physical harm to her estranged family.

Mary said...

Hi Sheriff With all those threats I am sure Katie will be the first one to visit you in jail.. Honey you should go to summer school for your english instead of worry about Katie

K8STFU said...

Oooooooooooooooo......Mufasa!!!

LOL BMWOP !

Sheriff:

Instead of lining K8's pockets with your love offerings and Target Gift Cards, why don't you take that $$ and a) purchase a dictionary - some of them might even have pictures for you or b)enroll in The English Language for Dummies class at your local community college.

SwingsandRoundabouts said...

To the mods:

I absolutely love when you post a comment from a sheeple. The reactions are so funny, literate, and entertaining. I could sit here all day reading this stuff. Thanks also to all the regular posters. Love it!

Mary said...

Hi

I woonder if Steve will be home for Father's day or will he be with Katie. since we all know there a new body guard. See him in pictures at airport on boat. (Black Man)

Kart whup said...

Kate is the one that "whup" her kids ass.

crazy troll said...

You can have a picture of me troll. Wait a minute ill bend over.

Aunt Bea (Ohio Buckeye) said...

Mayberry RFD 911?

Quick! Tell Sheriff Andy Taylor to take away Deputy Barney Fife's one bullet again!!!

Barney is back on his bus to Crazy Town.....

Crazy fans said...

I would send that post to Kates security team. Kate needs a body guard because of her crazy fans.

TinBox said...

You need professional help there Sheriff!

No matter how baffled we are by Kate at this site, we are civil and never talk about drawing blood like you do.

We don't need to do that because we are rational, unlike you!

Sick, sick, sick! Go take your medication. Spend your money on a therapist, not a detective!

A real mom said...

Sheriff....there's no cure for stupid!

Now on a serious note, we really should report this poster. He is obviously unstable. Speaking of unstable, someone copied another post that made reference to kidnapping Colin and wanting to stalk them. I just can't stop thinking about that. I can't find the postI but I feel compelled to make someone aware of that. Does anyone know where to find it?

Mary said...

Hi

I have a question why don't any paps go into target and watch what kate is buying and watch how she pays her biil.I can tell you becuase the paps all work for TLC

Not A Garden Variety Sheeple said...

This is why Kate has a bodyguard, to protect her from obsessive fans, not from haters. However, I do think that this isn't your garden variety, illiterate sheeple.

I really believe that this one needs to be tracked down, reported to law enforcement, and to TLC/Kate's security team. I wouldn't let this go. It might bring chuckles to those who read it, and we can laugh at this person's need to go back to school, but it's these angry people who spew forth venom who often carry out these threats. It is then that people say, "Why wasn't something done when the warning was there all along?" By then, however, it's too late.

By the way, Sheriff...you better get your facts straight, since you profess to know so much and are Kate's designated spokepernon. I'm surprised in your position, you weren't briefed on this. Kevin and Jodi were at the Gosselin's home in October, 2009. There are photos to prove it.

Mona said...

Oops. I thought it was a parody
of a sheeple. It was too funny and
stupid to be for real.

Hippie Chick said...

Oh no...I'm ascared. I better watch out then, and not do anything to make the new Sheriff mad. That means; no leaving my child with nannies to go shopping, to get a manicure or pedicure, a boob job with the "bodyguard", or reprimand him. And where will these photos of us be posted on the internet? I better be on the lookout!
How much cash does this person have to be able to hire PI's to follow ALL of us around anyway? Wow. I'm impressed!!
Oh, and I guess my trip to the Orphanage is off now, because ya know, I would so much rather go there than say, the BEACH! Bummer. That was going to be the "Big Vacation" this summer with the fam. I am so sad now. Bwahahaha!!!

Storm said...

Now that's funny. I almost wet my pants laughing so much.

Found It ! said...

For A Real Mom:

" Life on a Golden Platter said..

For anyone holding out hope for the sheeple -

From Z onTV:

"Kids in these kinds of shows are not having a childhood, and you don't have to be a scientist to know what's going to happen to some of them as they get older," says Dr. Michael Brody, a Silver Spring psychiatrist and chairman of the Television and Media Committee of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry. "It can be a real disaster for them."

Sheeple response:

"Disaster? Going to Disney and all the places most kids never get to see is a disaster? Giving them the opportunites most never get is a disaster? Living their lives is a disaster? I cannot get over the sense of entitlement these people have in telling others how to raise their kids".

Even more telling:

" It's been so great to see the kids again. Did you see how big Aiden got? I swear I feel like a proud aunt. I forgot how much I missed those kids"

5/30/2010 12:36 PM

GwopRocks said...

Please send this post to Kate and Steve. Kate needs to see this and see how her fame is threatening the lives of her brother Kevin and sis-in-law Jodi.

I say that Kate needs to help pay for the security camera's at Kev-n-Jodi's house. If anything happens to them, I hold this poster directly responsible.

Kev-n-Jodi are the real heroes. They have placed themselves on the spotlight to fight for the rights of the kids. Now these sick people threaten them!

How dare they infringe on the rights of others using fear and intimidation!

BooHoooo said...

Is this person, the self-proclaimed "Kate Gosselin's spokepernon(sic) for people like you: Haters on Kate" on TLC's payroll?

Kate, did you hire this "spokepernon"??? She is right at your level, Kate!

Report This! said...

"He is obviously unstable. Speaking of unstable, someone copied another post that made reference to kidnapping Colin and wanting to stalk them."

This is exactly why Sheriff should be reported and exposed. I seriously worry about the safety of the children. When threats like this are directed at posters and they find it amusing (which it is on some level), the anger only builds to the extent that the person finds the only alternative is to set himself up to be the sole protector and guardian of the children, or of Kate herself. It may be quite comical to read such an ill-conceived diatribe, but we need to remember that nothing like this in the cyber-world should be taken with a grain of salt, especially when there are children involved.

PA Mom Knows said...

"I swear I feel like a proud aunt."

Psychotic delusion disorder -- a false belief based on incorrect inference about external reality.
Is this the mentality of most sheeple, or just a few who are laboring under the delusion that they are, in actuality, part of this family?
I'm hoping it's the exception rather than the rule. Even so, you really have to wonder about their mental health, what is missing from their lives that would take them to this point...feeling like a proud aunt who is delighted to see her nieces and nephews again. And, on some level, you really do feel sorry for them.

NewGwopper said...

Why do the sheeple feel that there is some sort of conspiracy to turn Kate fans into Kate haters?

As if a site like GWoP can change people's minds?

We have been drawn to this website because it rings true... all the observations about Kate, her lies, her acting.

Anyone who has a brain and watches her condescending attitude can draw their own conclusion... that Kate is a self-serving, cold, biyatch who is living a charade as a mother.

TinBox said...

With fans like this Sheriff character, I am glad that Kate has the 24/7 protection of a strong, experienced bodyguard! Does Steve sleep above the garage these days?

cpmomm said...

Idle threats!!! There are too many of here and out in the general public who are exercising their freedom of speech about the show, this mother and the children. It would be impossible to track us all down and incriminate us because we chose to be a member of this blog. Bulling us is acting like a middle school kid. What a joke this person is.

Another Spokesperson said...

Starting NOW I am Kate Gosselin's, "OTHER" spokesperson and if you folks want to nail the thoughtless twit, KATE GOSSELIN, for all she does then I will PERSONALLY applaud the efforts and send you all KUDOS for seeing through the transparent moron's mindless efforts to further degrade her own standing in society and continue to destroy ANY chance her poor kids will ever have at any semblance of a normal existence.

I will also hire "pretend" investigators and imagine myself passing out newsletters about the "Sheriff!"

If we're gonna play with this mad-cap dunce let's do it in style! Let's all pretend this poor dolt ISN'T headed for a straight jacket and heavy meds eventually.

I wonder if it's occured to this wack-job that by her posting that idiocy she generated about 110% MORE snark directed at Kate than if she'd have just STFU and had a good stiff drink to settle down some of that inner turmoil, she obviously suffers from???

Teryn said...

Did you know we are all "Kate stockers?"

This was a comment from a sheeple on a Facebook fan page.

Suzanne said...

Now, now .. this is not the NICEST way to get us to vote for you on 'Tool Academy', now is it?

Duckman said...

This sounds like an Internet-age Yosemite Sam, albeit one who apparently flunked out of school at the fourth-grade level.

PsychoFan said...

With fans like this, Kate, who needs enemies?

Yikes, what a nut job!

If she was a fan of mine, I'd change my identity and flee the country! This type of fame is not worth it!

EnoughAlready said...

Wow , Is this from the same person who was going to punch people in the uterus ? You gotta love her fans. I dont understand why they like her, they have nothing credible to say about her so the verbally attack the so called haters. Unbelievable ! If they really feel its no ones buisness then she should get the hell of TV ! To be honest I would have more respect for Kate Greeder if she pursued a television career for herself and got those kids off the air and out of the front yard..Well I had my say so I guess my buisness will be all over the internet tomorrow . :/

Monster Mommy said...

@ Joy in VA...

Yikes! I am "literally" more afraid of the Chief Bitch, than the New Sheriff.

Excellent and amusing comeback. I'm "Deputizing" myself, as we speak.

Signed,
Little Gold Star... Your newest member of the force!

No Worry, Beef Curry said...

Hey, New Sheriff? Go back to your hen fest on ROL. You are- "persona non grata" here.

If that stalker comes near my home or property... I will open up on her like Granny on "Every Which Way But Loose!"
Trust. (Ref. Clint Eastwood film)

No need to call the authorities on her, I got this one- carry on...

PA448 said...

Wow...just Wow. That was entertainment at its best.

However, I would like to say 'Thanks' to Sheriff Sheeple. Seeing your comments proves the point that all of the posters on this blog have been making for months/years. It is dangerous to the children to have their personal lives made public. How many other people like Sheriff Sheeple are there out there?? Probably way too many to even imagine, which is scary.

To Kate: should you happen to read this.... WAKE UP. Psycho's watch your show, they probably own the seasons on DVD and watch and watch and watch...they probably long to meet your kids in person. With that said...is your "fame" worth it??

To you, I'm sure it is.

I am now going to go snuggle with my little girl and appreciate the simple life that we have.

CandyMom said...

Hey Sheriff can't wait to see you sitting at Kates' gates! That way when I'm on my way home from work I'll have some fun calling the police and telling them one of their escaped patients from Wernersville State Hospital is sitting on my road!!! We all know how the police LOVE to remove people from her property. And everyone on the road just loves when strangers just sit around the area. We don't take kindly to it. I guess we're like GRANNY KLAMPIT from the Beverly Hill Billys' show. Ha,Ha Bring It On!!!

8 hate k said...

Kate thought she could dance..and now she thinks she is a sheriff???
Poor thing, I wonder how far Stevo Barney had to carry her to the car after those many rounds of 2 for 1 happy hour cocktails. I don't know what else could possibly explain this tirade. Oh , wait I do...she is just wacko. period

jonandkatewho? said...

Wow! they must be out en masse today because i got replies to some posts of mine on j&k youtube vids. i think some of you might remember i posted not long ago and copied a similar violently-toned reply from somebody who sounds like this who promised to find me and shut my mouth for me. funny. i'm not using my mouth here i'm actually using my fingers. oh well..semantics.

the replies i got today were informing me that if i didn't have anything positive to say about kate then they just did not want to hear it. or that i should move to PA and become a social worker if i wanted to help the children or was concerned about them. the general tone seeming to be that they don't want you to post if you don't agree with them and love kate.

i know it can be frustrating to read posts you don't agree with but most of us are mature enough to handle it and realize that others have just as much a right to their opinions as we do. these people who love kate seem to not be able to handle others posting anything negative about her. that must be a strange feeling to feel so strongly that you actually expect people to shut up about something simply because they said so.

they just don't seem very bright as a whole and they seem quite immature. i would bet most of these people are in their teens or 20's. that's odd to me because kate is older. maybe they see her as a mature figure to look up to. how sad to look up to somebody like her. especially if they really look up to her based on her parenting skills. that is frightening because some of these women who make these threats are probably raising kids.

hey Sheriff; you can f*** off for all i care. grow up and please; if you have not yet reproduced....don't!

Kelly said...

Howdy Sheriff,
Pleasure to make your acquaintance. Perhaps you can start with me. I'd be a happy 1st batter. Go ahead,
Make My Day.

Kelly
Baltimore Maryland

Kelly said...

Okay Sheriff,
Here's the deal.

You said: If you talk about her looks I will take a picture of you, post on the internet and ruthlessly poke at your looks.

*****

I'll be in Bethany Beach Delaware the first week of August. Drive an Audi A8, Black, tan interior. Not too many of them in Bethany Beach.

You said:I am hiring a private investigator to get ALL THE DIRT (background checks, credit checks, employment history.(end of parenthesis, sic?) I will circulate newsletters about you in your neighborhoods and on the internet.

*****

I would LOVE to see my credit report. I don't qualify on Freecreditreport.com but if you're so inclined and want to pay the fee, be my guest. When you circulate the newsletter around my neighborhood, make sure you use a rubberband and affix it to the doorknob, otherwise, it just blows away with the wind.

Sheriff Said: Kate's children HATE you and wish you would direct your so-called concern for them somewhere else.

***
We have. Rep Murt from PA. He's doing the bidding now padre.

Sheriff Said: Stop trying to count Kate's money. It is none of your damn business (as above) Should this be damned?.Stop trying to tell Kate what her career choice should be. It ain't your business

*****

May I make a humble suggestion Sheriff? How about she wear a velvet suit with a huge top hat and a heart shaped window on the back of her Toyota? I'm just sayin..


Sheriff Said: There is a new sheriff in town and it is me. Mark my words... I am out for blood."

*******

Okay Sheriff, Does this mean you are offering free blood tests or does this mean you are out of blood and need a donor? Sorry you weren't around this evening. I was eating steamed crabs and cut my thumb on one of the claws.

Get some sleep now Sheriff and tell Buzz and Woody that it's time to climb back into the toybox.

Kelly
Baltimore, Maryland

Got Blood? said...

Hurray Kelly! I had the $6 lobster tails last night from the Ralph's special... I sent my own blood to the new sheriff!

MickeyMcKean said...

Well I guess now everyone can see why real cowboys call sheep[le] "range maggots".

Brummygirl said...

Found it said:

Even more telling:

" It's been so great to see the kids again. Did you see how big Aiden got? I swear I feel like a proud aunt. I forgot how much I missed those kids"
**************************
Now this is where it gets really scary, when someone actually believes and wishes they were part of the family.
These are the people who are most dangerous. I remember B.M. saying she would not turn anyone down offering her the same incentives.
Have read where Sheeple are pining to see these children and of course the Dalia Lama of all things fake KATE G.
Sheriff, we are not riding into your town anytime soon, so lay off the moonshine your kissing cousin made ya at the last hoe down. Makes it stick in ya craw d'aint it when us Gwopers speak in high falutin' talk which ya aint gonna understand less ya howl at the moon couple times more! Tell Bobby Joe he sure was missed at the last hog tying!!

Nova said...

Sheriff, you are such a horses ass, and pretty stupid, too. You're going to be Khate's spokeperson? Does she even know you? I sense you're a stalker with anger issues. Looks like Khate needs to get another bodyguard - a real one this time.

Do you have any idea of how much a private investigator costs? Or how much time it would take to track down and do extensive checks on all the people who dislike Khate?

BTW, I hope you keep some money back for all the lawsuits you will be fighting if you post some of that private information on a website. Perhaps you should consult an attorney before you begin. Maybe you could even get an explanation of the difference between being a private citizen and being a fame-seeking 'celebrity'.

Save the Gosselin 8 - from their mother, TLC, and now Sheriff

AnotherLisa said...

PA448 said...

"However, I would like to say 'Thanks' to Sheriff Sheeple. Seeing your comments proves the point that all of the posters on this blog have been making for months/years. It is dangerous to the children to have their personal lives made public. How many other people like Sheriff Sheeple are there out there?? Probably way too many to even imagine, which is scary."

==================================

Excellent point!

Kate, be nice to your fans. If they attend a book signing and they catch you acting like a condescending diva to them or you otherwise reveal your ugly true nature, they will go bezerk!!!

I'd hate to see it when the Sheriff realizes that she has been defending the ultimate liar!

maynardsmom said...

This is all beyond silliness. Best response is no response as we continue to try to keep the kids out of tlcs clutches.

fidosmommy said...

Responding to this tripe only gives them the satisfaction of knowing you read their message and it affects you.

Laughter and head scratching are probably the most irritating responses to this stuff. I wish we had Emoticoms so I could just
run about 10 lines of laughing faces. That would speak volumes.

There was a rather abusive poster on another website (non-Gosselin)
I frequent. He was rude, but claimed his right to be rude. So
each time he let loose, we would respond with an emoticom - boredom,
quizzical, laughter. He really got mad then. It got under his skin more than our lengthy responses. He finally left because we wouldn't bite and join in on the argument. It infuriated him but he was rendered helpless.

Just sharing.

Sharon said...

Hey there Sheriff, are you threatening us, and we have it in writing. You aren't the brightest bulb on the bush, now are you. You are setting yourself up for some serious legal ramifications here. All for the likes of Kate Gosselin, who would sell you down the river in a heartbeat. Smarten up.

pinkdiamond611 said...

Same thought here. Why is the Sheriff so concerned with $$$ amounts? I think the rumors about the Kart filled with boxes of wine are true and this is the result. LOL -------------------------------------8 hate k said...

Kate thought she could dance..and now she thinks she is a sheriff???
Poor thing, I wonder how far Stevo Barney had to carry her to the car after those many rounds of 2 for 1 happy hour cocktails. I don't know what else could possibly explain this tirade. Oh , wait I do...she is just wacko. period

6/19/2010 8:17 PM

Don't 'Toe' With Us! said...

"I will go toe to toe with all the haters."

Would that be Kate's big Flintstone toe, or is your toe one for the record books, too?

capslock said...

As for the Raising Sextuplets remark: I don't have a real issue with the Masche family as the parents have NOT exploited their kids for fame and fortune.

Jenny and Bryan are WONDERFUL to their children. The grandparents are involved in the childrens' lives, as well as nieces, nephews and immediate family. They also have LOTS OF FRIENDS that are appreciated.

They are a warm and loving family who let their kids BE KIDS: they play, get dirty, and eat like REAL CHILDREN. They are not dressed up like Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum in matching Gap Kids clothes on a constant basis with threats not to get messy. They recognize each child's individuality and embrace it.

Bryan and Jenny are a TEAM. They both work hard and make time to be a family. This is how JON AND KATE appeared at the very beginning which is why I enjoyed the Jon & Kate show.

Now the tide has turned and Kate has become a monster Diva who feels she is entitled to anything and everything for free. Not to mention Kate COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING ALL THE TIME - The Masches get frustrated, and have their moments, but they handle their stress through laughter and love.

I don't see the Masche family having the same fate as the Gosselins. I hope others that have seen the show can see the VAST difference between the 8 and the Masche sextuplets.

TLC Free said...

"I swear I feel like a proud aunt"

@ PA Mom Knows

Psychotic delusion disorder -- a false belief based on incorrect inference about external reality.
Is this the mentality of most sheeple, or just a few who are laboring under the delusion that they are, in actuality, part of this family?

@ Brummygirl Now this is where it gets really scary, when someone actually believes and wishes they were part of the family.

********************
Complements of Baby Mama on her blog.

p.s. she spells better than the sheriff.

Sit A Spell said...

"p.s. she spells better than the sheriff."

Doesn't 95 percent of the country's population??

Anonymous said...

just watched a sneak peak of raising sextuplets

Bryan to Jenny: "You are being condescending and very emasculating, that is what Kate did to Jon"

Saanaaap.

http://www.wetv.com/video/91376425001/raising-sextuplets-season-2-sneak-peek

ToTheMoonAlice said...

Wow! Best laugh I've had in a long time...Bring it on!!!

Found the Right One! said...

Can't find the original post from Jessica, but found a response from

my9cats said...

jessica said...
Umm Guys? Look what I found on facebook:

snipped:
”Alex ahh i know i want to kidnap him they live like 2 hours from me i want to go stalk them one day”
What kind of mother exposes her children to such risks?"

*******
A MOTHER would not. A cold calculating fame 'ho would.
I hate to say this but somewhere down the road there is going to be a tragedy regarding the kids. Hope I'm wrong.
6/12/2010 2:26 PM

TLC Free said...

Somebody's got a major crush........

JoyinVirginia said...

Hi Kelly, Have fun at the beach in Delaware. No tar balls anywhere near there! I have vacation on the brain!

I am going to be in Key West Florida NEXT SUNDAY! I will be in the white Miata convertible with the DH. I am still looking for trip recommendations. So post those responses! Still no tar balls in Key West or the Dry Tortugas National Park, either.

K8STFU said...

Kelly-

Love the Bethany Beach/Rehobeth area. Have some Thrasher's and Fisher's for me =)

Have a great time !

Moon and Mango said...

"Love the Bethany Beach/Rehobeth area. Have some Thrasher's and Fisher's for me =)"

And anything at Grotto pizza!!!

Moon and Mango said...

"I am still looking for trip recommendations. So post those responses!

Stop over for a day in St. Augustine. See the old fort, the Fountain of Youth, the old lighthouse, shop on St. George Street, and eat at Casa Monica's (formal), Mango Mango, O.C. White's or Scarlett O'Haras. Take a coach tour of the city at night, or one of the ghost tours.
It really is worth the lay-over!

Kittie6 said...

Dear Sheriff:
BRING IT.
Come on with your bad self.

Kittie in Michigan

Hambone said...

Moon and Mango said...
"I am still looking for trip recommendations. So post those responses!

Stop over for a day in St. Augustine. See the old fort, the Fountain of Youth, the old lighthouse, shop on St. George Street, and eat at Casa Monica's (formal), Mango Mango, O.C. White's or Scarlett O'Haras. Take a coach tour of the city at night, or one of the ghost tours.
It really is worth the lay-over!

6/20/2010 2:08 PM


Hey...I live in St. Augustine :)

HW said...

Honorable Sheriff? Sir? Ma'am? Most High One?

Just so I understand, you want to stop the hate against your beloved Kate, so you direct us to hate the people on "Toddlers and Tiaras" or another family with sextuplets?

So, it's not HATE that you have a problem with, it's just that you don't want us to hate your very special someone. Directing hate at somebody else is okay?

I just want to understand your guidelines on when hate is appropriate.

And, just so you know, if your letter was directed at any one or more specific persons, it would be considered a threat and punsihable by law. Assault can mean the threat of violence against a person without actually carrying out said violence. You really are treading on thin ice here.

And your use of the word "ain't" should be reported to the grammar police, as it is an assault to all intelligent people. If you want to be taken seriously, learn to write a proper letter.

Is Kate a personal friend of yours? Have you met her? Because being so in love with a complete stranger is just as bizarre as hating a complete stranger.

And finally, don't think YOUR information cannot also be traced through your note. At least a dozen people are probably working on it right now.

Hambone said...

Anonymous said...
just watched a sneak peak of raising sextuplets

Bryan to Jenny: "You are being condescending and very emasculating, that is what Kate did to Jon"

Saanaaap.

http://www.wetv.com/video/91376425001/raising-sextuplets-season-2-sneak-peek

6/20/2010 11:24 AM


I was very disturbed when I saw the previews for that show the other night. I thought, "Oh Lord, here we go again! They are going to try to drum up more ratings by using the Gosselin method".

You wait. The Massche's will be kaput by the end of their series.

Momof2 said...

Proof that you should not go to the local 7-11, buy a 40oz can of beer AND drink the whole thing before posting on the web.....I'm sure the typos are from the too long Lee Press-on-nails and trying to clutch a ciggie while typing in a frenzy.

Monster Mommy said...

@ Moon and Mango-

Oh yes! You sure do know all of the places to see in FL, (my sis goes all the time... So I know the "hot spots").

St. Augustine Lighthouse- is THE scariest place in America! My hubby and I get all freaked out even talking about the ghostly activity there.

The New Sheriff could probably handle it though... She's tough!

Elvira said...

Hey, pitiful joker, for your empty threats or even your starting a blog about us, we'd have to go read it for it to matter and given we have the sense to not bother going to see your drivel you're doing the proverbial spittin' into the wind. Enjoy it the splashback.

debbiejo said...

Can anyone say "Shutter Island"? Sounds like Kart has now taken a "pen name" or could it be........... "Sybill" the split personality?


Sheriff, sheriff, let me speak to Kart, or Frock, or Khate, or Stepford Wive.... Can one of them come "out to play"?

JOANNA said...

Hahaha! ok khate we know it's you!

mama san said...

surfing and caught part of Raising Sextuplets, the episode where the house was being enlarged. Caught the kids playing in the mud and water around the tree. How natural. The mom is a Nurse and drives 60 miles to work. Plus, she picks up extra shifts. How's that K8? This is a couple who welcome help from family and friends and contribute to worthy causes.

MBach said...

So, since BOOB also means stupid, maybe Khate's boobs have learned how to type?

It is clear that no brain tissue was involved in that little rant.

Emma's Mom said...

I'm ascared Sheriff, I'm ascared.
Got that from the Roseanne show Sherrif - I'm sure you've seen it!

Sheri said...

I love how "the sheriff" isn't going to start their due diligence until August.

They waiting for their badge to come in the mail?

This is too laughable to be taken at all seriously.

capslock said...

Mama San,

My thoughts EXACTLY. There was a Halloween episode with the Masche family where they dressed the kids like bumblebees and Bryan and Jenny were Bee Keepers. They have SO MUCH FUN with their kids - Kate never looks like she has fun and every little thing is a burden and an annoyance.

Hambone,

I disagree. They will not be using the Gosselins as a point for ratings. On every talk show they were on, the interviewer would compare them to the Gosselins and they would politely decline to comment. The last thing they want is to become a Gosselin nightmare.

On another note, another couple in Ohio just had sextuplets. Kate's situation is no longer original or exceptional.

capslock said...

Joy In Virginia, I live in Florida and have been to Key West about eight times - go to CHEESEBURGER on Duval Street for the best cheeseburger ever!!

Pink Bunny said...

I see Kate is hanging around some really classy people, not...

zoey said...

I would love to know her plan of attack for getting people's credit ratings when we use screen names like katehasuglyfeet.

i mean really, where do you begin to get personal information on katehasuglyfeet?

Jane in CA said...

"Beginning August 2010, I will be Kate Gosselin's spokepernon (sic) for people like you: Haters on Kate.
--------------------

LOL! I missed this part the first time around, until someone else pointed it out as well. Apparently we have the rest of June and all of July to enjoy our last moments of freely posting our thoughts on Kate Krieder. At 12:01 a.m. on August 1, 2010 - this blogger will become Krieder's spokepernon! Maybe that's when they are set to be released from the sanitarium.

Here's the deal.......
I will go toe to toe with all the haters. If you dog Kate, I dog you! (sic) If you talk about her parenting skills, I will talk about yours. If you talk about her looks I will take a picture of you, post on the internet and ruthlessly poke at your looks.
-------------------------

I can hardly wait to see what "photos" this person takes with her disposable camera!

BeDoneNow said...

Teryn said...
Did you know we are all "Kate stockers?"

This was a comment from a sheeple on a Facebook fan page.
***********************************

ok I give up. I guess I am too old to keep up with new lingo. So.. If one is a bonafide "Spoke-per-non" you object to those that want to stock up on Kate items in your closets? Or Not? or...??? WE stock up on Kate and the 'spoke-per-nons' dont? Wha??

NO WAIT! I get it! Kate is selling stock in her herself and the spoke-per-nons think we are buying it all up and not leaving enough for them!

konGOaway said...

Sheri said...
I love how "the sheriff" isn't going to start their due diligence until August.

Wonder if Jamie is moving back to PA in August and will be officially added to the payroll then?

MaryP said...

Kate must be so...proud to have this person as her representative(avenger). Seriously,I do hope that Kate,Jon and TLC read this blog. They should be very upset that this type of unstable person feels such an unnatural attachment to this family.
JoyinVirginia,
I live in South Fla. You must book a sunset sail! You will never see a sunset more beautiful. Park your car and walk or rent a bike to see the sights. The longest walk is to the beach from Duval Street,bikes are great or Mopeds for the real adventurous. Parking is a real problem. We are in hurricane season so expect a daily rain storm (no storms on the horizon just yet) Hope you have a wonderful trip!

janaBB said...

zoey said...

I would love to know her plan of attack for getting people's credit ratings when we use screen names like katehasuglyfeet.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++

actually, i think katehasthickankles!
;)

Mafioso said...

I come from a very large (and rather well-known in our city/state) Italian family.

I think you know what that means.

Dearest Barney Fife, Rent-a-Cop, "Sheriff"...you're the one who needs to watch their back.

And get your GED. You're a bright one.

K8STFU said...

Mafioso:

LOL on your post !

Education - it pays!! said...

That post made me shake so hard with laughter that my crocs fell off and my tube socks came down to my ankles.

Hey, Sheriff, I'm going to be in Washington, DC, next Sun-Mon-Tues-Wed. I'll be the mom at the White House. You'll probably see my picture on some White House news page.

Why don't you ring up the President and the First Lady and tell them that a Kate Hater shouldn't be invited to the White House?? Oh, your congressman will be there too. Make sure you write to him or her to keep Kate Haters such as myself away from government officials.

MsJess said...

Awesome! So the next time I insulte Kate's parenting skills that troll can hire a private investigator to find out.....wait for it....wait for it.....I don't have any! DUM DUM DUM!

Dorothy said...

Dear Sheriff, I will be driving to Spotsylvania on June 30 and plan to detour through Silver Spring for lunch and to get a look at Discovery. You will know my car as it is a white Prius. Feel free to introduce yourself.

mama san said...

oh my, happened to see K8 on TV a few minutes ago. She was asked about dating. She was mournful and stated that she does get lonely. Another trawl for an invite for dating show?

my9cats said...

Hey Sheriff, next week I'll be in TN and FL. Catch me if you can!
BWaaahaahahahahahah...

Brummygirl said...

Perhaps the Sheriff is not officially sworn in until August. Hope she/he has lots of gas in the old station wagon as we are scattered far and wide across these lands.
List of things needed for the Sheriff on her/his travels.

1. Digital camera....not the one your Grandpappy gave you at the barn raising for Billy Boy, which had the gunpowder thingy!!

2. A map of the whole North Americas, not just the spit and run town you hail from.

3. Reams of paper and a pen, not the pencil you usually lick, but a real to goodness ink in a stick!!
A Webster's dictionary would be mighty helpful.

4. A large supply of vittles. You are gonna get hungry on your travels. Should you need to call in at a few diners, perhaps Kate can fund you with some coupons.

5. Background and credit checks. More money needed, this isn't Mayberry!!
You could save a few dollars if you rent a bull horn, then you could shout out the names of the people you are looking for i.e. Anonymous times 2000.

6. Don't forget your pink cell not many people let a stalker use their phones!!

Gosh, I haven't had this much fun since Granny got stuck in the outhouse!!!

GWOPers, feel free to add to this list!!

StoryLady said...

Good to have you back, Brummy! Hilarious, as usual.
To add to your list, as the Sheriff will be spending quite a bit of time on stakeout, he will need a potty to keep in his van.
Of course, Purel to wipe his hands after . . .

Why is Mommy Orange? said...

Dear New Sheriff, (aka Katie Kreider's upcoming "Spokepernon"... Whatever that is.)

Here's to seeing you in 3010... 'Cause that's how long it will take you, and your Army to find me!

JoyinVirginia said...

Thanks, MaryP, capslock, MonsterMommy, Moon & Mango! I knew GWOP would have some knowledgable floridians on the board!
We have spent time in St. Augustine before, so will skip it this trip. We are concentrating on south Florida - we have only been as far south as Orlando before. We are going to do an Everglades tram tour at the Shark Valley visitor center, we are going to the Pennekamp state park to see the coral reef, we are staying at a B&B in Old Town Key West, with parking included. We plan to walk or get on/off the trolley tour bus to get around the touristy sites there. Thanks for the restaurant recommendations. If we feel like it, we will spend a day at Bahia honda state park. I am so so so excited!

Pleasebuysomeclass said...

Her black/white outfit screams,

"Dontchya want me baby!!!!" or

"Jon, eat your heart out!" or

"Who needs class when you have these spiky dominatrix heels?"

path said...

iM scert!!!!!

BeDoneNow said...

BRUMMY! HI!

May I add to your list:

*A good pair of binoculars, not the ones from Woolworth's that your Uncle Joe-Bob gave you when you were in 3rd grade. After all, we don't ALL hang out in the driveway within easy view.

*Any old tape recorder. That big one from your mom's basement will do, so you can record your secret observations for posterity. "Subject BeDoneNow is wearing a navy sundress with flat sandals and a hairband. She is walking (without entourage) down her driveway to get her mail. She now heads to her backyard, clearly hiding something or she would be in the front yard like all good fame-whores."

*A good soundtrack. How can you 'dog us', 'stock (sic) us', or otherwise "git us" without proper music. Check the back of your station wagon, you might have the soundtrack from "Jaws" in there, under the hamburger wrappers and plastic cups, that will do you just fine.

Personally I find it odd that y'all think it's a GOOD THING that 6 yr olds wanna 'whup ass' on the strangers that are keeping their mother in nail polish, botox and silicone. But in yer neck of the woods, that is likely what passes for manhood and intelligence.

catinthebag said...

ok.
i admit it.
i really, really dislike kate.
you've cornered me, sheriff.
handcuff me!

SAHM said...

Anonymous JoyinVirginia said...

Hi Kelly, Have fun at the beach in Delaware. No tar balls anywhere near there! I have vacation on the brain!

I am going to be in Key West Florida NEXT SUNDAY! I will be in the white Miata convertible with the DH. I am still looking for trip recommendations. So post those responses! Still no tar balls in Key West or the Dry Tortugas National Park, either.

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Its been a couple years since we were down there but BE SURE TO GO TO IRISH KEVIN'S, best irish pub and the funniest guy ever!!! Just try not to get offended w/ anything he says. :)

As for the new sheriff in town.... where did this whack-job come from??? What does this so called new sheriff plan on doing when they find out about someone... locking them up... for what... expressing out first amendment right... the right to free speech. Defamation.... good luck on that one honey... defamation cases are hard to prove. Sounds like you will be pretty busy come August... have fun wasting your time and money... cause i will be relaxing by the pool having fun w/ my kids!

IGottaLaugh said...

Why wait until August I wonder?

Jane in CA said...

Brummygirl said:
5. Background and credit checks. More money needed, this isn't Mayberry!!
You could save a few dollars if you rent a bull horn, then you could shout out the names of the people you are looking for i.e. Anonymous times 2000.
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Rut roh. When the new sheriff visits California, I'm in a world of trouble. *smacking forehead!* Why did I reveal myself thusly?

Gotta go hide my gaucho pants, crocs and "Kate Kreider Makes Mommy Dearest Look Like June Cleaver" t-shirt quick!

BeDoneNow said...

IGottaLaugh said...
Why wait until August I wonder?


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That's when summer school lets out.

or

That's when Sherrif's OWN kids go back to school and Sherrif can get back to the really important stuff like pretending Kate is a friend.

Either way Sherrif, only 39 more days till you get to dance with us!

Kittie6 said...

Brummygirl said...

"Perhaps the Sheriff is not officially sworn in until August. Hope she/he has lots of gas ........"

Yes.
THIS.

Elvira said...

Yeah, have fun. So you want to tell the world some woman comments under an assumed name basically anonymously on the internet and says Kate Gosselin did something? Have at it. I can't think that more than five or six people will care.

MWM said...

Maybe there's a delay until August because that's when the Sheriff's mandatory psych hold is up?

Mona said...

How about we all meet up with the Sheriff at high noon at the
McMansion? We'll save him / her from having to drive all over the
back 40 states.

Hey, maybe Kate will cook us all some of her famous salmonella chicken!

yeah.right. said...

Wow. Somebody's off their meds.

I'd personally love to see the class action court case if someone actually tried to do that. Kate is a public figure... the bad comes with the good. If this bugs her, she should just put on her big girl pullups and suck it up. The second ol'sheriff goes after private citizens on her behalf, the stalking charges followed by the punitive damages for harassing private citizens will be financially devastating.

grannyoftwo said...

since when was an emotion like...not liking someone a crime?
This is just too funny for words. And that can only help whomever the "spokepernon" is because they will not have to use too many of them hopefully...I can just hear them now..."citizens arrest".."citizens arrest"...do they not know we still have a constitution, no matter how hard the government is trying to take it away from us...we do still have freedom of speech! What an imbecile

~Shari~ said...

All it was missing was a *snap* and a "Oh no you di-ent"....Kate has clearly gone gangsta. (I might be laughing on the outside, but I'm trembling with fear on the inside ;)

~Shari~ said...

And how do Khate's children even know we exist? Are we the "G-People?" Oooh! I hope so! I love having a title....

BeDoneNow said...

~Shari~ said...
And how do Khate's children even know we exist? Are we the "G-People?" Oooh! I hope so! I love having a title....
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YES! A title and a dress code! We Rock!!

Only 38 more days, Spoke-Per-Non. But in case you are allowed out today, I am going to CVS in about an hour; wanna tag along?

Monster Mommy said...

There was an article out this week, that called Kate... "Baby Mama from Hell!"

Coincidence? Maybe not. This jokester can't be serious.

Maelstrom said...

Thanks Sheriff for the laughs!
Thanks also for driving up the visitor count for this site!!!

Please note that this wonderful site has 11.3 million visitors since inception!

Your "interesting" letter has also contributed to the increased participation of readers. 162 posts so far for this thread alone!

THANKS!

Way to go mods! You had great judgment in posting this hostile and infantile letter!!! That's why we luv this site!

Leah! said...

HAHAHA! I'll be in Boulder Valley, MT, in a few days. Catch me if you can!

In all seriousness though, I'm sure Kate's boys have actually said something along those lines. I know I did when I was 6 and someone insulted my much older sister, even though I HATED her. They don't know any better. Obviously they haven't read the site, but I'm sure they've overheard their fair share of Kate-criticisms. My brother is going through a custody battle, and even though I hate the mother of his son, I make sure to not say anything negative about her in front of him. But, my future sister-in-laws (both of them!) say horrible things about their childrens fathers with all of them listening in. Some people aren't careful about little ears.

Maegan said...

That's just...Weird.

Bwahahahahaha said...

"If any of you approach Kate with your bull*hit YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"

The last time I checked, you can only go to jail if you commit a crime! Bwahahahahaha!

NoUse4Kate said...

BMWoP said...

Oooooooooooooooo......Mufasa!!!!!



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Each time I click on this thread and see the above post I laugh. Thanks for the giggles! :)

Here Come Da Judge said...

"If any of you approach Kate with your bull*hit YOU WILL GO TO JAIL"

The last time I checked, you can only go to jail if you commit a crime! Bwahahahahaha!

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Can you imagine how many restraining orders Sheriff is going to have to file? LOL!! She (or he) will be in every court in the nation. I imagine she/he will be on a first-name basis with the judges. She/he will come to know all of them pretty darn well.

JoyinVirginia (who is really in Florida now) said...

The DH and I are in south Florida in the white Miata convertible, having a lovely time, thanks for asking! We went to the Everglades today, on to the Keys tomorrow. I am happy to report that all our vacation photos so far are free of product placement. Except for the ones where I am wearing my Discovery Cove T-shirt from our previous visit there.

Midwest Teacher said...

If this is an example of the type of people that support Kate and her eight then she needs to get a restraining order. Wow, pretty scary. Can you say, "OBSESSED"!

anotherthing... said...

Classy.

I cant decide what my favorite part is...

I love the grace and eloquence. The grammar. And of course the country-bumpkin slang.

It must be such a warm, fuzzy feeling for Kart & TLC to see the sort of devoted fans they have.

whateverIsay said...

Hey Mafiosa, you probably scare the wig off Kate!!!

YOU'RE THE REASON SHE HAS A BODY GUARD.

Better idea for your time:

TAKE AN ENGLISH CLASS

BeDoneNow said...

Spoke - Per - Non,

You're awfully quiet. How is summer school going? Gathering up your equipment for your big Private-I gig coming up?

I think you got grounded off the computer. Or is there peanut butter and jelly clogging up the keyboard?

Well, I will be home most of July. When you are allowed to leave the house on the first of August, I will post my itinerary for you. We might be going to Nashville to visit the kids.

Eagle eyes said...

Sounds like a threat to me from someone who is very uneducated and needs some psychological help. Is this you Kate?

NT said...

Kate,or her ghostwriter,posted a new entry on her blog about the kids hepling out and how she will raise the kids the best that she, or her nannies, can.

CatchMeIfYouCan said...

Welp, the new Sheriff is welcomed to come to Europe, find me, get a residence visa, live here a few years to really properly learn the language, and then spread gossip about me. Come on, Sheriff! I dare you!

Internet Tough Guys are the funniest. Thanks for the comedy! Hey Internet Tough Guy, are you going to internet sue me? I better get an Internet Lawyer! :-)

To the new Sheriff, I make a few points:

1) Grammar: You're doing it wrong. If you thought you were done with school, you aren't.

2) How Kate raises her kids became everyone's business when she decided to peddle them on TV.

3) How much Kate and Co. make per episode is very much the business of her children.

4) It's very easy to not watch Kate on TV. I've not done so in years and Discovery does not and has never shown the newer (post-Gosselin Compound) episodes. Their real story exploded before the channel got the chance, and they frankly know better. They know the potential Sheeple (of which there are few) would rather identify with the old days.

5) Can you narrow down from that, just where in Europe I am, or were you absent the day they taught geography?

6) Pretty sure that Kate was not able to magically dissolve the biological link of her kids to Kevin and Jodi. Not sure she has that kind of power. ;)

7) If you're ever in doubt as to how the kids are raised, just browse any P-word's site for many pictures of Kate's Not-a-Nannies.

8) They're not the first multiples to be exploited. It's an old story, sadly. Jon and Kate took a page out of a very old and worn book.

peachpie2126 said...

Kate, you better go get this multiple personality disorder taken care of.....oh wait, that's not your "other" posting on here, that's just you being you.

Katie711 said...

WOW. IF all of Khate's fans are like this its NO wonder she needs a lover.. oops I mean Bodyguard. First of all when we post here its FREEDOM OF SPEECH. I have never read where anyone has ever threatened her. Second this " sheriff" with poor grammar is actually threatening which is against the law. I sure hope that a copy of the original e mail was sent to the authorities.. Let this fool even attempt any of these threats. They would end up sued and locked up so fast they wouldn't know what hit em.

KATE'S FAN!!! NICE, super classy. LOL LOL LOL