Some Jon and Kate Satire

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jon
A poor unemployed, married to a witch named Kon,
Then one day he was shootin out his seed,
And out from Katie's belly came a bunch of banchees.

Kids that is, sextuplets, a whole litter.

Well the first thing you know ol' Jon's a millionaire,
Pennsylvania voted: Kon move away from here!
Said Californy is the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the van and moved to Beverly.

Hills, that is.
Mr. Chows, TMZ.

The Beverly Hillbillies!

Well now its time to say good-bye to Jon and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back again to watch Kon's vanity
and to have a heapin helpin of their gross insanity.

Hillbilly that is. Set a spell (on our horrendously horrendous love seat.) and "Take your shoes off !!!". Y'all come back now, y'hear?

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