The Twelve Days of Gosselin

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Gosselins gave to us:

Twelve helpers helping
Eleven daily tantrums
Ten prepared meals
Nine fewer loved ones
Eight exploited children
Seven new seasons
Six free vacations
Five slaps for Jon
Four hugs for Hannah
Three "icky" boys
Two miserable twins
One horrendous hairstyle and a shrew-a-shrieking on the TV.

Courtesy of several friends of the blog. Thank you all.