Episode Recap: Sight and Sound - 09/15/2008

Submitted for publication via email by Three Farmers.

In the beginning, God created free tickets.

But first, we have to clear up some misinformation that Alexis is forced by her parents to sleep in the basement because, as we learned in a previous episode, she wakes up all the other little kids. We have to hear the truth about Alexis's basement dwelling with the much more parent-friendly, "She loves it down there, she's like a bat." The show opens with the proclamation that, despite the fact that Alexis has been sleeping alone in the dark basement for many months, the room she formerly shared with her sisters is still her room so she is responsible for her share of the cleaning. After all, her bed is in there, if not Alexis, on a regular basis. ...continued