"I never met a kid I liked." - W.C. Fields

Administrative Note: Yesterday, we published this piece, written from the perspective of someone whose former defense of the show Jon & Kate Plus Eight was fueled by her infatuation with the Gosselin children.

Today we present the piece below, written from the perspective of someone who freely admits that she finds children (children in general, not the Gosselin children in particular) quite distasteful. If I didn't know better, I would say that Kate Gosselin herself wrote that second paragraph. ...continued