Gosselins in the Year 2025, Part 4

Jon and Kate are still married. Since the twins and tups have left the house, Kate is depressed and desperately wants more kids. Since she’s always had the nagging feeling that she won’t be able to have any kids while going through menopause, she contacts Brad and Angelina, and manages to adopt. After a long process, they are proud to bring home a sibling group from China. Kate realizes shortly after that only 3 will not garnish the attention and freebees that her other litter did. And people just didn’t know how to help. She manages to adopt another sibling group of 6, bringing her total to 9, a personal best. People are so impressed, as these children were homeless, malnourished, abused, alone, sick, and had no life whatsoever. As soon as they were old enough to talk, they asked to be returned to where they came from. They told Oprah that the life that had in China was heaven next to what they endured with the Gosselins.

Mady works for the state, and was able to change the records of the twin’s birth, so now Mady is, by all records, the oldest. Hence, her attitude has improved. Her house has been condemned since she refuses to do chores.

Cara is working on her post-doctorate in child psychology, and is very happy with her life. She had her tubes tied at 18.

Hannah was the last to move out at age 20. She couldn’t handle sharing Kate’s lap with the new kids.

Alexis owns her own company making permanent markers.

Leah’s wish came true, she is still a little kid. She is playing the long lost cousin on Little People Big World.

Collin is hosting his own show on TLC with a 2025 version of Clean Sweep. He replaced the aging Peter Walsh.

Aaden is married with two kids. There are no timeout corners in his house and his parents are not part of their lives.

Joel has moved to Melbourne, Australia, which he has calculated to be the farthest place on earth from Lancaster County, PA. Last contact with Kate was 5 years ago when he told her she can forget him for good now, since she has always forgotten him anyway.

Reprinted with permission from NancyAnneDavis.

Gosselins in the Year 2025, Part 3

Joel comes out of the closet and is banished from the house per Kate. Jon still sneaks by and visits him, and is his number one fan when Joel's line of designer jeans hits Nordstroms.

Aaden changes his name to Aidan and is a veterinarian specializing in exotic animals. He works hard and eventually gets a job with the National Zoo. Kate came to visit, but he had to ask her to leave because she kept complaining about the smell.

Collin plays football for awhile, but finds his true passion is boxing. He becomes an engineer and remains single, but has a string of girlfriends who move in and out. He still has his bear buddy, and hides it whenever his mother comes over, for fear she will throw it away.

Alexis is an artist living in SoHo, has varying colors of hair, and is in and out of college. She lives with her boyfriend, a musician, and they have a child together. Kate does not approve of this lifestyle and refuses to visit, but Jon tries to fit in with her friends and learns the lingo.

Leah finishes college, moves to France, and keeps in touch with her siblings. Kate hasn't managed to score a free trip, so she hasn't visited.

Hannah lives at home and works at a local dry cleaners, pressing shirts.

Cara is a ski instructor in Aspen, and has a small apartment over a cafe. She takes classes occasionally, but really just loves teaching little rich kids to ski.

Madelyn is an actress on Broadway and lives on the Upper East Side. She and Alexis are in touch with each other almost daily, and Mady watches Alexis' baby sometimes. They are very close, and Mady helps Alexis get funding together to do her first art showing.

Kate is disappointed in all of her children except for Hannah.

Jon loves them all and still thinks he is 25, like them.

Reprinted with permission from Steph.

Gosselins in the Year 2025, Part 2

Aaden will still be getting a sibling or parent to help him put on his unnawears properly and tie his shoes.

Leah will be in an eating disorders program.

Hannah, who is so close to Leah and has tried the puking trick might be in an ED competition with her. Especially since Hannah is getting chunky and Leah is so petite. Such a set up for competition. So maybe Hannah will be eating disorder treatment as well.

Alexis will be out on her own and won't be giving her family the time of day. Except for maybe Collin...who hopefully won't be in jail for beating people up.

Joel will be living at home with the folks, studying fashion design (which will scare his parents to death).

Maddy will be an older version of Alexis, though I see her still having contact with the 'rents in order to create drama in their lives and make them pay.

Cara will be married and a mom. She'll be the caretaker, the problem solver, the mature one that everyone leans on. Years down the line she'll be angry and bitter that she spent years putting everyone else first, but no one in the family puts her first.

Reprinted with permission from nanasez.