The Show! The Show!

(Posted for RKwrite)

The answer to why they couldn't cancel the trip to LA due to sick kids is simple . . .THE SHOW, THE SHOW, THE SHOW!

After all, if you're not working, and THE SHOW is your only source of income, you better be sure that there is an "interesting" and "important" subject (like hairplugs for Jon) for THE SHOW underway. I mean you have to feed all those kids and organic fluff is more expensive than regular fluff, not to mention organic peanut butter and organic tortilla chips and organic lollipops.

You have to be sure that IMPORTANT sponsors give you matching clothing for all those kids. The schedule can't be changed because you have go to all those churches to speak about all those "wonderful" children, and how you were blessed by GOD, not to mention chemistry. The speeches are IMPORTANT, because they help spread the message of what good Christians you are, and then the plate is passed and love offerings are given, and you sell beautiful postcards of all those WONDERFUL children to the sheeple who love you, and the money (as they say in Evita) keeps rolling in.

That money is needed, because who knows when the gravy train is going to stop, because someday soon the public will tire of enormous families with many children and of high order multiples, and then what will you do? Kate has to have fame and be IMPORTANT and you both need to be able to support your kids, so forget the sick kids, and hop that plane, and get those hairplugs, cause time and fame are awasting!

1 comment:

Not a Sheeple said...

Yes, and Jennifer Lopez will be bringing her twins and her celebrity to TLC this fall as competition for Kate. Who knows one of their new shows may snag the top spot or top spots at TLC and oops. The end is here.