Gosselin Family Christmas Album



Thank you Karen.

71 comments:

Frood said...

Awesome!

RachelJ said...

This is seriously the funniest Gosselin spoof yet!! To bad the joke is at the expense of eight children. I am guilty of having a hearty laugh over this video though. :)

NoUse4Kate said...

That is hilarious. I am off to share that with the people at my board. ROFL

Jacelynn said...

Haha, hilarious!!!

It's On My Xmas List! said...

OMG! I am laughing so hard, my poor German Shepherd is tilting his head in question at me!

THANK YOU for the laughter.

This piece is hilarious.

Because it hits the nail squarely on its head.

Something we'd all pretty much like to do to Katie these days.

AnneMarie said...

7 disk set !! LOL! Funniest one yet!

dustilies said...

AnneMarie said...
7 disk set !! LOL! Funniest one yet!
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And a low, low 79.95.

Even my 4th grader got the joke!

Kate, Jon, when kids the age of your own see you as chumps and laughingstocks, isn't it time to change the direction of your life?

I'll be Home for Christmas said...

Absolutely LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!! Could not have done a better and more accurate job!!
Poor Kate will have no idea that we are laughing AT her!! She'll just keep thinking 'any attention is good attention'!!!
What a loser!!!!

Angel1 said...

That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I'm wiping tears from my eyes, I'm laughing so hard. Love 'Frosty The Hairdo.'

fidosmommy said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Exactly what I needed tonight! How perfectly wonderful! Loved it!
Yay Jimmy Kimmel's Team!

Trudy said...

My favorite song was "I saw Mommy Screaming at Santa Claus"
A good alternative could have been "I Saw Mommy Hitting Santa Claus"

SaNdY said...

Do Jimmy and his writers know the Gosselins, or what?? That was seriously hilarious!! And I really needed a good laugh today...

For the Moment? said...

Good find! Right on Target. Thanks for sharing. The word seems to be out on Kate finally, she got by for so long. The body language lady really let her have it. So glad to see the tables turning. Can't wait to read the recap for tonight's fiasco. I definitely will not watch as she is just going to bash her children's father.

Jane in California said...

Hilarious! I think the more that Jon & Kate are spoofed in public, called out for being sell outs, the better. It makes it less likely any network will touch a show that includes them and the kids, because they made a mockery of a family show. Frosty the Hairstyle!

ijustpeedmypants said...

Holy moly that was funny!! The Gosselins are great at turning turmoil into cash! That was perfect! What child is this? I can't remember 2 or 3? OMG sooo funny and Frosty the Hairdo! I have to go collect myself now.

Laurie said...

Thank you Karen! The funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Helllllllllllooooooooooooo kate - we're not laughing with you, we're laughing AT you.

HerSelf Won't Be Amused - Too Bad, Huh?! said...

Laughed so hard I pee'd my pants!

TOO, TOO FUNNY!

I wish I were a fly on the wall when Herself sees this. Herself... won't... be... happy...........

ROFLMAO!

白琳 said...

this is the BEST one i have seen yet =D i laughed super hard ^_____^

Aunt Chris said...

Sorry, but I laughed out loud at "What Child is this?" Hahahaha!

not K8's bestest friend said...

Hilarious! My favorite was I Saw Mommy Screaming at Santa Claus. Frosty the Hairdo is pretty funny also.

Darcy said...

ROFLMAO!!!

God bless you, Jimmy Kimmel! Funniest thing I've seen in a long time (although I have to admit I adore the Dr. CoolSex parodies on YouTube, especially Jon & Kate go to the beach!).

livnluv said...

Clever

SAHM said...

ROFLMAO!!!!

Moi said...

So funny! I would love to see Kate's face when she see's that.

MossHill said...

Here's an alternate version:

"All We Want for Christmas
Is Last Year's Gifts Back!"

Abrandt said...

ROFLMAO
John's n*ts roasting on an open fire..

I saw Mommy scream at Santa Claus....

ROFLMAO

I fear Jimmy got it right when he said to watch for them to reconcile. Katie Irene would do ANYTHING for more money and TV time.

Im_in_PR said...

Brilliant.

debbiejo said...

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a Gosselin was stirring, except mom, the louse.

Kate hung big stockings by the chimney with care, in hopes that more freebies would soon be there.

The children were nestled all snug in the bed, with visions of porcupines all over mom's head.

When out in the lawn there arose such a clatter! Mom was throwing out their gifts..to her it didnt matter.

Now Cara, now Mady, now Colin and Leah! On Joel, on Hannah, Alexis and Aaden. Get to bed, get to bed, Your mom wants a drink!

And then in a tinkling, I heard on a roof, Cupcakes and gum all over...oh Poof!

Jon I saw, with a twinkle in his eye, taking a stick out, oh my, oh my.

He sprang in his Lexus, his "team" gave a whistle.

But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight,

Good riddance Queen Kate, and Good night!

Love it! said...

Abso freakin perfect!!!!

She needs to see this said...

Is there any way to forward this to Paula Deen?

Linda S. said...

Thank you Karen and Sharla! This made my night. I was so cranky after watching tonight and now I'm laughing my head off.

Snickers39 said...

Absolutely the best spoof I've seen so far. Frosty The Hairdo...LOL!!!

Brummygirl said...

High five Mr. Kimmel or should I say high nine!!!
That was so laugh out loud funny. Loved the frosty comment.

TeriA said...

Awesome

"You'll never feel better about your own family."

Kimmel nailed it again.

CherryCheeseKate said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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...PRICELESS!!!

Philly Hockey Mom said...

That was great! O Come all Ye Unfaithful. I loved throwing in the Ed Hardy shirt! Such a deal.

Bye Bye Jon and Kate!

For the Moment? said...

Debbiejo...that was very good!

Angi said...

absolutely hilarious! I love it!!

Button Button said...

Excellent!

Do you suppose we will see this on The Soup next?

The kids will have quite a time at school over this. Maybe, just maybe, Kate will finally realize what her kids are going through.

HolidayCheerforthe8 said...

Frosty the Hairdo. LOL

I saw Mommy Screaming at Santa Claus.LOL

All I want for Christmas is my Two Deadbeats. LOL

I needed a good laugh. Thanks so much for posting this! :)

cdnmom47 said...

The sad thing is that Kate will probably love it 'cause it's about HER. In her narcissistic mind she doesn't realize that people are laughing AT HER.

mommadiane5 said...

debbiejo,

You are a very talented person! I loved it.

Pa Mom Knows said...

"The kids will have quite a time at school over this. Maybe, just maybe, Kate will finally realize what her kids are going through."

Wasn't this on Jimmy Kimmel? I seriously doubt that Junior K kids watch Jimmy Kimmel or surf YouTube looking for "Gosselin Family Christmas Album."

tomo718 said...

Debbiejo - that's the best written spoof of Twas the Night Before Christmas involving these 2 idiots.

Jimmy Kimmel's tape - awesome.

Here are a few dedicated to the original Octomom, Kate:
"The 12 Days of Christmas and what the Sheeple bring to me"

"God Rest Ye Hard Working Single Mothers"

"Have Myself a Merry Little Christmas" (cause it's all mine)

"I saw Mommy hitting up Santa Claus for more freebies"

Nause-K8-ed said...

How about this twist on Winter Wonderland? I like to call it Gosselin Horrorland:

Kate is screeching, are you listening?
Kids are crying, their eyes are glistening.
A horrible sight, they're fighting tonight.
Taping in a Gosselin horrorland.

Gone away are the doggies,
Here to stay are breast auggies
They sing a hate song, as they go along.
Taping in a Gosselin horrorland.
:)

bucky said...

These two are really America's favorite fools

anotherPAmom said...

This is hysterical- thanks so much for bringing us a laugh. I sent the link to my sisters and told them it was an early Christmas gift!

Niki said...

Haha! Loved "What Child is This, Seriously?"

theirbothfullofit said...

awesome I've found my stocking stuffers! where can I get a dozen?

mkh mommy said...

Soooo needed a good laugh today---THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS!!!

She's..um..RUINED said...

Nause-K8-ed said...

How about this twist on Winter Wonderland? I like to call it Gosselin Horrorland:

Kate is screeching, are you listening?
Kids are crying, their eyes are glistening.
A horrible sight, they're fighting tonight.
Taping in a Gosselin horrorland.

Gone away are the doggies,
Here to stay are breast auggies
They sing a hate song, as they go along.
Taping in a Gosselin horrorland.
:)

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LOLLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

You are so creative and funny! I am always amazed at some of the brilliant things I read on this blog.

Nanny Lu said...

That is awesome.

T Tanya said...

I should have worn depends!
Thanks for the laugh!

We said...

debbiejo,

That was very creative. You should have submitted it for a post!

Pamela Jaye said...

awesome!

Niki said...

Haha, I have one!

"The Little Drummer Sheeple"

"Come, they told me, pah rum pum pum pum...
The Gosselin family to see, pah rum pum pum pum...
Our finest gifts we'll bring, pah rum pum pum pum...
To lay before our Queen, pah rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum, rum pum pum pum...
So, to honor her, pah rum pum pum pum...When we come.

Katie Irene, pah rum pum pum pum...
I am a struggling mom too, pah rum pum pum pum...
I have no Love Offerings, pah rum pum pum pum...
That's fit to give a queen, pah rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum...
Shall I play for you, pah rum pum pum pum?
On my drum?

Katie shook her head, pah rum pum pum pum...
The bodygaurd kicked me out, pah rum pum pum pum...
And then she said to me, pah rum pum pum pum...
"Guess you just can't help us!" pah rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum...
Then, she snubbed me, pah rum pum pum pum...
Me and my drum

laura linger said...

I love Jimmy Kimmel. Have so since his Man Show days.

She's...um...RUINED said...

okay, let's share a song...

"The twelve days of gosselin"

on the first day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me....one vomitous bucket and a cameraman so all the world could see....

on the second day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me....


...on the 12th day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me...'nothing, cuz it was all of hers as far as she could see!'

help me out with the other days....

She's...um...RUINED said...

what about Christmas gifts for Kate?

Crime and Punishment?

dresserknobs and broomsticks?

Hello People!!! said...

All I want for Christmas is my childhod back....

Anonymous said...

Kate Gosselin singing "All I Want For Christmas Is My TLC Crew"

Can't See Sheep said...

Niki said...

Haha, I have one!

"The Little Drummer Sheeple"
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LOL! I love it!

Momof2 said...

You guys are so FUNNY!

The Big Wooden Spoon said...

She's...um...RUINED said...
okay, let's share a song...

"The twelve days of gosselin"

on the first day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me....one vomitous bucket and a cameraman so all the world could see....

on the second day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me....

***
two little grapes to keep me small as small can be!

The Big Wooden Spoon said...

She's...um...RUINED said...
okay, let's share a song...

"The twelve days of gosselin"

on the first day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me....one vomitous bucket and a cameraman so all the world could see....

on the second day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me....

****

I just got a better idea --

On the second day of Gosselin, my mommy gave to me
two brand new boobs, cuz that's what all little children want to see.

We can move the grapes to #3, since even Kate wasn't greedy enough to get three new "girls"!

readerlady said...

Okay, I'll try a couple:
On the first day of Gosselin, our mommy wouldn't give to me . . . one drink of water....

On the second day of Gosselin, our mommy gave to us . . . two chicken sandwiches....

On the third day of Gosselin our mommy gave to us . . . three mac and cheeses....

Can't come up with 4 thru 11 yet, but I'll work on it. Any of the rest of you have some?

howaboutthese said...

This was hysterical.
Debbiejo, you should be on the Jimmy Kimmel show.

As for adding to the 12 days of Christmas--some ideas off the top of my head:
sippy cups, bibs, high chairs

But this could just as well be,
"On the first day of Christmas, my mother gave herself..."

because that list IS endless. If you go that direction, make sure to include the "symbolic symbolic" ring with "eight little diamonds and mother of pearl" that her kids are supposedly begging her to get.

nanb said...

Okay I had to try this.

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said the night nanny to the little Tup,
“Do you see what I see?
Way up the driveway, little Tup?
Do you see what I see?
A star, a star sitting in her plastic chair
With spikes sticking up in her hair,
With spikes sticking up in her hair.”

Said the little Tup to the big Twin,
“Do you hear what I hear?
Screeching through the sky, big twin,
Do you hear what I hear?
A scream, a scream loud through the tree
With a voice as big as TLC,
With a voice as big as TLC.

Said the big Twin to the mighty Queen,
“Do you know what I know?
In your warm mansion, mighty Queen?
Do you know what I know?
A Child, a Child shivers on the floor,
Let us bring him back to his bed,
Let us bring him back to his bed.”

Said the Queen to the children everywhere,
“Listen to what I Say!
Pray for money, to the children everywhere,
Listen to what I say!!!
The Child, the Child sleeping on the floor
If he vomits I’ll show him the door!
If he vomits I’ll show him the door!”

OverwithKON~~ said...

Oh My goodness! THat is hilarious! THAN K YOU!

fidosmommy said...

Tune: White Christmas

I'm counting on a quiet Christmas
Unlike the ones I've come to know
With my parents screeching
and Mommy preaching
That we're the cause of all her woe

I'm counting on a sad Christmas
With every gift my Mom returns
May our days get better next year
And may Mom's new show ratings burn

fidosmommy said...

Tune: Jingle Bells


Prancing through the house
On 4 inch platform heels
Yelling all the while
At cameramen on wheels.
"I've got to find my phone
Got business to discuss.
I wish that TLC would go
But leave the cash with us!"

Oh.....

Oh My Gosh! Lordy Be!
Is Christmas coming up?
I've got to clean and disinfect
And cook organic slop!

Oh My Gosh! Lordy Be!
There's just too much to do!
Make a list for ToysRUs
Hey Jon! Can you come too?


I've got these many kids
Have I told you I have eight?
I fuss and fume and do it all
So you'll think I'm just great.
I have this neat career
I primp and strut and groan
And they pay me with lots o' bucks
So I can keep my throne.

Oh.....

Oh My Gosh! Lordy Be!
It's Christmas time again?
I've got to get to ToysRUs
Because I love the strain.

Oh My Gosh! Lordy Be!
The twins want dogs again!
The tups say that they just want food!
NO WAY! I won't give in!